semoga terhibur 2. (pabrik tawa)

aduh bang, neng kaget | kaget kenapa neng? | kaget liat muka abang | ganteng ya neng? | kaya amplas bang | *hoomaigaat..
======================
neng, cantik bgt sih | makasih bang | tp hidungnya irit bgt | maksudnya? | kliatan lobanga doank | maksud lo? Gue pesek?? | *twing!
======================
ngapain sih bang? Repot bgt! | lagi latihan ngerayap neng | tp bukan di dada gue kale ngerayapnya | *wadezig! *Plak!
======================
neng, mau ga abang cium? | ga mau ah. | kenapa neng? | takut hamil | *terlalu polos. ======================
neng, knapa bolak-balik toilet mulu? | mual bang | km hamil? | engga bang, aku enek liat muka abang | *plak!
======================
bang, tau ga bedanya abang sm cicak? | apa neng? | kalo cicak merayap di dinding.. | trus? | kalo abang tangannya merayap dsini *nunjuk dada* | #jitak!

@kim289

merdeka!! (pabrik tawa)

neng, tau ga merdeka artinya apa? | bebas dr penjajah. | bebas berarti? | lepas.. | kalo gitu merdekakanlah bajumu neng | *plak! #gampar..

===============

Neng | rayain merdeka yu | caranya? | ni burung aa pengen bgt merdeka dr sarangnya *buka resleting | plak! Plak! *gampar ampe mampus..

===============

neng, Indonesia udah merdeka, tapi abang... | kenapa bang? | masih terpenjara dalam hati eneng | *huek.. Muntah bangke

===============

neng, tau ga kenapa lambang negara burung garuda? | klo ayam ntar di makan kamu | salah.. | trus? | kalo burung aa ntar neng napsu lg | *mendadak setruk

===============

neng, abang punya sesuatu | apaan bang? | taraaa.... | beha merah putih?? | selamat hari merdeka.. | *gubrak..

===============

heh, lo ngintip ya? | engga bang.. sumpah ngga | trus lo ngapain? | cuma mau mastiin ternyata punya abang sm punya sy sama bentuknya | *ternyata maho*

~ @kim289_

semoga terhibur 1 (pabrik tawa)

-Smoga bisa senyum-

Suatu hari di Club.. Ada 2 cewe jelek dan cantik.. Yg cantik sebut ajah Rea, yg jelek sebut aja kim (loh,koq gw?) *udah jelek ya jelek aja.. Datenglah si Okky..

Okky: hay, gw oky..
Kim: hay juga, gw kim..
Rea: gw Rea..
Okky: kim, mau dansa?
Kim: mmm... Iya.. *seneng
okky: silakan dansa.. Soalnya gw mau ngobrol sama Rea..
Kim: *aih mampus..

========================
*dibioskop*
kasir: mas ini tiket ke-lima yg km beli.. *heran
Madja: iya mba! Ada orang goblok yg drtd sobek tiket saya!
Kasir: siapa mas? *kepo*
madja: tuh, orang yg di depan pintu masuk..
Kasir: *owalaaah....

=========================

~ @kim289_

awal dari bagian PBNSI (pabrik tawa)

Sedikit aja tentang awal aku jadi bagian dari pabrik tawa. 

aku galau di akun asli, akhirnya bikin akun fb baru dengan nama Kim. 

Disitu aku temenan sama orang2 "waras".. Akhirnya ketemu sama Bang Don, ketua gank nya orang2 "waras". aku di culik ke FP Gokil Club dan ga lama aku di culik ke FP Perusahaan Bikin Ngakak Seluruh Indonesia (PBNSI)

Disinilah aku ketemu orang2 "waras".

Don Cavaro. Larni Twm, Srintil, Wahyu, Gusti, Atun, Bonno, Rea, Iqbal, Okky, Steva, Sitanggang, dejavu, Patrick, Ican, dan aku adalah The Big Family of Pabrik Tawa.

Follow me on Twitter @kim289_ and @Kikareky

Instagram @kikareky
LINE : siskalasriarumahorbo

Like me on FB :  Siska Lasria Rumahorbo

Atas : Beka, Atun, Bonno, Mak Lar, Sultan, Me, Mamen.
Bawah : Bimo, Wahyu, Don C.

Glory Glory Man United

Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
As the reds go marching on on on!

Just like the busby babes in days gone by,
We'll keep the red flags flying high,
Your gonna see us all from far and wide,
Your gonna hear the masses sing with pride.

United, Man united,
We're the boys in red and we're on our way to Wembley!

Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Man united and we're going to Wembley,
Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Man united and we're going to Wembley

In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will no just who we are,
They'll be singing que sera sera

United, Man united,
We're the boys in red and we're on our way to Wembley!

Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Man united and we're going to Wembley,
Wembley, Wembley,
We're the famous Man united and we're going to Wembley

Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
As the reds go marching on on on!

Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
As the reds go marching on on on!

Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
Glory glory Man united,
As the reds go marching on on on!

keane - everybody's changing

{VERSE}
You say you wander your own land
But when I think about it
I don't see how you can

You're aching, you're breaking
And I can see the pain in your eyes
Says everybody's changing
And I don't know why

{CHORUS}
So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing and I don't feel the same

(instrumental)

{VERSE}
You're gone from here
Soon you will disappear
Fading into beautiful light
'cos everybody's changing
And I don't feel right

{CHORUS}
So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing and I don't feel the same


So little time
Try to understand that I'm
Trying to make a move just to stay in the game
I try to stay awake and remember my name
But everybody's changing and I don't feel the same

HIMNO DEL REAL MADRID CF

De las glorias deportivas
que campean por España
va el Madrid con su bandera
limpia y blanca que no empaña.
Club castizo y generoso
todo nervio y corazon
veteranos y noveles
veteranos y noveles
miran siempre sus laureles
con respeto y emocion.

Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
noble y belico adalid
caballero del honor.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
a triunfar en buena lid
defendiendo tu color
Hala Madrid, hala
Madrid, hala Madrid.
Enemigo en la contienda
cuando pierde da la mano
sin envidias ni rencores
como bueno y fiel hermano.

Los domingos por la tarde
caminando a Chamarten
las mocitas madrilenas
las mocitas madrilenas
van alegres y risuenas
porque hoy juega su Madrid.

Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
noble y belico adalid
caballero del honor.
Hala Madrid, hala Madrid
a triunfar en buena lid
defendiendo tu color
Hala Madrid, hala
Madrid, hala Madrid.